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Happy Halloween – Market Update – October 30th
Read moreHoping your Halloween is short on tricks and full on treats! Enjoy! No matter how old or how bad a** you think you are, when a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!! I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up. Shin: a…
Free Companion Pass on SouthWest & Homes Continue To Go Up – Market Update – October 23, 2017
Read moreI will procrastinate later. I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck! Get Well Soon! Why Get Well Soon? Why Not Get…
Find out what the Fed was thinking {Market Update} October 16th
Read moreI love how in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich? Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. Why does someone believe…
Reverse Mortgages – Helping People Everyday
Read moreReverse Mortgages – Helping People Everyday Setting up a Bachelor’s Dream Retirement By Steve Schaefer, NMLS # 1850/950999 As a reverse mortgage advisor with American Family Funding I have the opportunity to help people every day. I am reminded of one client’s situation. My client was a lifelong bachelor in his…
Swapping student loan debt for mortgage debt {Market Update} October 9th
Read moreIf a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing? We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap. Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food? The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. Why is…
Economy Heating Up {Market Update} October 2nd
Read moreWhy don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend? There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva. My parents told me “You watch too much TV and should try reading more!” So I turned on the subtitles. If my room is clean,…
Hurricanes and the Fed cause stormy weather {Market Update} September 25th
Read moreWhen I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic, so when I drink Fanta…that must mean I’m fantastic…right? The voices in my head aren’t real…my dog told me so. A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of. Kids born in 2000 never have…
A sign more inventory could be coming {Market Update} September 18th
Read moreSuperman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once. Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and gray and we call them rhinos. Vegetarians are killing the rainforest. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. People have told me to never say…
Hurricanes in the headlines {Market Update} September 11th
Read morePeople tell me there are plenty of fish in the sea. Well that is nice and all but I’m human, I don’t date fish. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. If swimming is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales???…
Happy Labor Day {Market Update} September 4th
Read moreAre you already thinking about the long weekend? Why not take a few seconds to relax now? Wishing you a happy Labor Day doing the things you love most! When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. “THE…