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Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update July 10
Read moreThoughts to Ponder . . . When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. My six pack is…
Happy Independence Day and The Market Update July 3
Read moreWishing you and yours a safe and exciting celebration this Independence Day! Thoughts to Ponder . . . If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? All generalizations are false, including this one. Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.…
Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update June 19
Read moreThoughts to Ponder . . . Why didn’t I use my turn signals? It’s nobody’s business where I’m going. Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. I’m looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?…
Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update June 12
Read moreThoughts to Ponder . . . I’m going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I’m outstanding. The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Your eyes water…
Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update June 5
Read moreThoughts to Ponder . . . If you don’t cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is…
Happy Memorial Day and The Market Update May 29
Read moreThoughts to Ponder . . . Enjoy your life thoroughly, the same way you wash your clothes. Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there were people out there searching for Pokemon. I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so. Be a pineapple: stand tall,…
Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update May 22
Read moreThoughts to Ponder . . . I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. The most important thing in life is not knowing all the answers, it’s having your phone handy…
Happy Mother’s Day and The Market Update May 15
Read moreThoughts to Ponder . . . At the end of the day life should ask us “Are you sure you want to save the changes?” You already know something you don’t even know that you know. Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it’s only a poster on…
Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update May 8
Read morePlease join us for a Book Signing Event for our own Patti Handy! Thursday, May 11, 5-7 p.m. at American Family funding. Money Rules 101 has great information and the first 50 guests receive a complimentary book! Thoughts to Ponder . . . Just because I can’t sing doesn’t…
Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update May 1
Read moreThoughts to Ponder . . . Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the…