Thoughts to Ponder . . . Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business. Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters. Attention span fact #2347827309018287. You didn’t read that whole number, did you? I wonder…

  Thoughts to Ponder . . . You can teach a cat to do anything that it wants to do. Some people have “aha” moments, I just have “You’ve Got to be Kidding Me?” moments. Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance. When I read about the…

Wishing you a joyous Easter with family, friends, and fun surprises!     Thoughts to Ponder . . . He who laughs…..lasts. Gasoline is getting more expensive because transporting it costs more when it gets more expensive. I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side,…

Check out our trike for the Child and Family Center’s 1st Annual Trike Derby! Our AFF team had a great time racing the Lean Mean Lending Machine!   Thoughts to Ponder . . . When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you. They say…

    Thoughts to Ponder . . . If you’re always busy busy busy, you can’t enjoy enjoy enjoy your life. Ironing boards are surfboards that quit before achieving their dream. Don’t be an ironing board. If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life,…

Whether you plan to celebrate or take it easy, I hope your St. Patrick’s Day is a great one.  May the luck of the Irish be with you today and always!     Thoughts to Ponder . . . The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. You…

Thoughts to Ponder . . . Smiles are contagious… be a carrier. When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver. I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the…

  Thoughts to Ponder . . . Age only matters if you are a cheese. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills. I don’t go crazy, I am crazy. I just…

  Thoughts to Ponder . . . The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that. When you are talking a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.…

  Thoughts to Ponder . . . I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like ‘Ummm.. it’s covered with ice man.” True love is truly amazing. Happy Valentine’s Day!!! I thought about losing weight once, but…