Thoughts to Ponder . . . Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake. I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge, and today THE VOTING BOOTH!!! Our toaster has…

  Thoughts to Ponder . . . Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up. Isn’t it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they’re flashing behind…

  Thoughts to Ponder . . . Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life’s decisions. Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that’s when they’re the hardest…

  Thoughts to Ponder . . . Never test how deep the water is with both feet. The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’ How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost? Never ask a starfish for directions. That…

Thoughts to Ponder . . . Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. Sorry I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone. You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose…

Thoughts to Ponder . . . Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it’s having the phone number of somebody who does!…

Thoughts to Ponder . . . Living on earth may be tough, but it includes a free ride around the sun every year. If only common sense were more common. I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! Sharks are not so bad… If a stranger came…