When all else fails, read the directions. Define unfair advantage? Um…a crocodile in a smiling contest. Funny how…
Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and…
Okay, It’s been more than ten years now I confess…I let the dogs out. Hardest job ever: Working in a…
Hoping your Halloween is short on tricks and full on treats! Enjoy! No matter how old or how bad…
I will procrastinate later. I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet. I will not be impressed…
I love how in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like,…
If a robot does the robot is it still the robot or is it just dancing? We’re all mature until…
Why don’t you ever see Cupid with a girlfriend? There’s no half- singing in the shower, you’re either a rock…
When I drink alcohol…everyone says I’m alcoholic, so when I drink Fanta…that must mean I’m fantastic…right? The voices in my…
Superman really isn’t that impressive, anyone can stop a speeding bullet at least once. Unicorns are real. They’re just fat…
