When all else fails, read the directions. Define unfair advantage? Um…a crocodile in a smiling contest. Funny how stressed spelled backwards is desserts. It’s bad luck to be superstitious. I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said. Now The…
Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? I’m a pretty clever guy. For example, my username and password are always the same, just in case…
Okay, It’s been more than ten years now I confess…I let the dogs out. Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed. If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt? Why…
Hoping your Halloween is short on tricks and full on treats! Enjoy! No matter how old or how bad a** you think you are, when a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!! I feel bad for a giraffe who has to throw up. Shin: a…
I will procrastinate later. I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet. I don’t believe in superstition because it brings bad luck! Get Well Soon! Why Get Well Soon? Why Not Get…