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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update February 13

    Thoughts to Ponder . . . Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn. To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone. It is not important how much an item costs, it’s more important how much you can save when…

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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update February 6

      Thoughts to Ponder . . . I’ve always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say “I’ve been expecting you.” It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature. Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs…

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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update January 30

      Thoughts to Ponder . . . If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. It’s easy to identify people who can’t count to ten. They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane. Never stand between a dog and…

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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update January 23

      Thoughts to Ponder . . . The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. Dear automatic flushing toilet… I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet. Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone?…

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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update January 16

      Thoughts to Ponder . . . All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Officer: I had a feeling I’d catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that’s why I came as…

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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update January 9

      Thoughts to Ponder . . . Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day. The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion…

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  • Happy Holidays and The Market Update December 26

    May the joy of the holiday season follow you through the coming year!   Thoughts to Ponder . . . I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.” I always carry a knife, just in case we’re having cake. Dear Diamond, we all know who…

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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update December 19

      Thoughts to Ponder . . . My grandpa’s car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like…

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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update December 12

    Thoughts to Ponder . . . I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones. A UFO!? Quick, grab the worst camera we own. If you have crazy friends you have…

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  • Thoughts to Ponder and The Market Update December 5

      Thoughts to Ponder . . . Don’t worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. All you have to know about celery is that it’s made up of 95% water, and it’s 100% not pizza. Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I…

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