One thing you are sure you will do for the rest of your life: Pull the door that says push. If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you should probably water your lawn. An onion can make people cry, but there’s never been…
There’s only one thing common in all human beings: they are all different! Who needs rhetorical questions? People don’t grow up. They just learn how to act in public. It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. Now The Market Update . . . The Fed will meet…
When all else fails, read the directions. Define unfair advantage? Um…a crocodile in a smiling contest. Funny how stressed spelled backwards is desserts. It’s bad luck to be superstitious. I hate how after an argument I think of more clever things I should have said. Now The…
Reverse mortgage loans can sometimes be confusing, says one Santa Clarita reverse mortgage specialist. “There can be confusion surrounding a reverse mortgage,” says Steve Schaefer, a Santa Clarita mortgage professional at American Family Funding. “The biggest misconception is that these are last resort loans, when in reality, many of the…
Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? I’m a pretty clever guy. For example, my username and password are always the same, just in case…
Okay, It’s been more than ten years now I confess…I let the dogs out. Hardest job ever: Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed. If the batteries in our T.V remote are dead … Why do we keep pushing the button until our fingers hurt? Why…